{"id":2139,"date":"2025-05-23T17:39:20","date_gmt":"2025-05-23T17:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicheblog.top\/worldpostone\/2025\/05\/23\/punk-band-releases-vinyl-that-smells-like-famous-actress-vagina\/"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:39:20","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T17:39:20","slug":"punk-band-releases-vinyl-that-smells-like-famous-actress-vagina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheblog.top\/worldpostone\/2025\/05\/23\/punk-band-releases-vinyl-that-smells-like-famous-actress-vagina\/","title":{"rendered":"Punk Band Releases Vinyl That Smells Like Famous Actress&#8217; Vagina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>In a move five years in the making, <a href=\"https:\/\/loudwire.com\/tags\/punk\/\" target=\"_blank\">punk<\/a> band Private Function\u00a0have created &#8220;scratch and sniff&#8221; variant of its new album that is scented like Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s vagina.<\/p>\n<p>We know you&#8217;re confused and we&#8217;re here to explain it all.<\/p>\n<h3>Who Are Private Function?<\/h3>\n<p>Private Function, the Australian band behind the project, has garnered attention outside of their home country in recent years thanks to some creative marketing and album titles.<\/p>\n<p>Their 2019 debut, <em>St. Anger,\u00a0<\/em>borrowed from the much-maligned Metallica release of the same name. In 2023, Private Function dropped another LP titled <em>370HSSV 0773H<\/em>\u00a0(Hint: Flip your screen over to read that one).<\/p>\n<p>The past six months have been huge for the band. Not only did they open for <a href=\"https:\/\/loudwire.com\/tags\/green-day\/\" target=\"_blank\">Green Day<\/a> during three dates of The Saviors Tour in March, but they also released a new album called\u00a0\u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af on May 23.<em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>Album Inspired By Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s Vagina Candle<\/h3>\n<p>Private Function announced four vinyl variants in the weeks leading up to the release of\u00a0\u00a0<em>\u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/em>. Three of the choices offered different color variations while the more expensive fourth &#8220;goopy&#8221; variant was promised to be scented.<\/p>\n<p>After days of secrecy around the scent, Private Function guitarist Lauren Hester shared a video on the band&#8217;s Instagram where she revealed the album &#8220;smells like Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s vagina.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"single-post-image \">\n<figure class=\"img-tag has-sizer alignnone\">\n<p><span class=\"visually-hidden\">Lauren Hester of Private Function holding the band&#8217;s new album<\/span><\/p><figcaption>Private Function via Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>The idea was sparked from a candle the actress marketed as part of her Goop line in 2020 that was named &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/fashion\/2020\/jan\/13\/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop\" target=\"_blank\">This Smells Like My Vagina<\/a>.&#8221; The candle was a hit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We immediately tried to buy one, but due to the overwhelming demand, it sold out instantly,&#8221; Hester says in the video. &#8220;They now sell for over $700 each.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She goes on to call the whole thing &#8220;classist&#8221; while explaining that the band thinks that everyone should have access to the smell.<\/p>\n<h3>What Does The Actually Album Smell Like?<\/h3>\n<p>Hester claims the band got in contact with a perfumer in France who was able to recreate the distinct scent from Paltrow&#8217;s candle. The list of scents that make up the concoction allegedly includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Geranium<\/li>\n<li>Bergamot<\/li>\n<li>Cedar<\/li>\n<li>Damask Rose<\/li>\n<li>Ambrette Seed<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Private Function then worked with a record plant to add the scent combination to a limited edition pressing of their new album.<\/p>\n<p>A record that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s vagina has so far proved to be just as popular as the trailblazing candle. The $150 Goopy variant is already listed as being sold on Private Function&#8217;s website.<\/p>\n<p>For those who missed out, you can still grab a copy of\u00a0<em>\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af\u00a0<\/em>in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.privatefunction.store\/product\/-lp-\/70?cs=true\" target=\"_blank\">two different color variants<\/a> that just smell like plain ol&#8217; vinyl.\u00a0The album, however, does come with a Private Function-branded magnifying glass to view the &#8220;world&#8217;s first microscopic artwork&#8221; on the cover.<\/p>\n<div class=\"photogallery-wrapper blog-photogallery \">\n<h2 class=\"photogallery-title\">10 Strangest Things Pressed Into Vinyl Records<\/h2>\n<div class=\"photogallery-description\">\n<p>The strangest things that have been pressed into vinyl records.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"photogallery-credit\">Gallery Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/loudwire.com\/author\/laurynschaffner\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lauryn Schaffner<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/loudwire.com\/rest\/carbon\/api\/scripts.js?mver=156&#038;gver=6&#038;bid=366&#038;urls[]=https%3A%2F%2Fbtloader.com%2Ftag%3Fo%3D5642230212591616%26upapi%3Dtrue&#038;urls[]=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.p-n.io%2Fpushly-sdk.min.js%3Fdomain_key%3DRRv3qtOHmtGBG8AXI2xRyXQoxt5kKsM0YQjZ&#038;urls[]=https%3A%2F%2Ftownsquare.media%2Fpublic%2Fresources%2Fjs%2Fpubcid.min.js&#038;urls[]=https%3A%2F%2Fplatform.twitter.com%2Fwidgets.js&#038;urls[]=https%3A%2F%2Fapis.google.com%2Fjs%2Fplatform.js&#038;urls[]=https%3A%2F%2Fconnect.facebook.net%2Fen_US%2Fsdk.js&#038;urls[]=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.pinterest.com%2Fjs%2Fpinit.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer data-osano=\"ESSENTIAL\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/loudwire.com\/private-function-gwyneth-paltrow-candle-vinyl-record\/\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a move five years in the making, punk band Private Function\u00a0have created &#8220;scratch and sniff&#8221; variant of its new album that is scented like Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s vagina. 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